Things i learned last year

2015 hit me like a ton of bricks. And here’s my list of 15 things I learned last year

 

  1. If you’re the only girl in engineering class, you’re popular.
  2. Philippine politics are like entertainment only with ugly people
  3. Call Center Agent’s best friends are: Coffee, Cigarettes and Eye bags
  4. Making of fun of how poor someone’s school is, doesn’t make you a decent human being. You’re only showing us how freaking ignorant you are. It’s about the lessons and moral you’ve learned. Not the money you pay.
  5. Every December, Expect Bossing’s movie as the top grosser. As usual.
  6. Toothpaste is a good alternative when you’re out of thermal paste for your computer’s CPU. (specially Colgate original)
  7. Cherry Mobile is better than Myphone in terms of hardware specs.
  8. “Hakuna Matata” can be used as a mantra to relieve you from overthinking and worrying. It should work.
  9. At the end of the day, life should ask. Do you want to save the progress?
  10. Climate Change is f*cking real.
  11. When you drop your ball pen in class. Don’t expect to find it.
  12. Vick’s vapor rub can cause addiction.
  13. The reason why angel’s burger patty is so small is that they cut it half so they can give you two hamburgers as buy one take one.
  14. The road near my school is an extension of Sahara Desert. Go figure out why I say that.
  15. The government should forbid those “sintunados” to sing videoke on midnight. They freakin cause migraine and insomnia.

 

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