Don’t English me

Nakasabay kong kumaen sa isang fishball stand yung dalawang ka school ko. Bale ganito yung naging eksena;

Girl 1: Girl, make sawsaw para feel mo yung tenderness
Girl 2: You’re right, it so delicious the fishball no? lalo na the kikiam?
Girl 1: Yah, and you know, it’s so makabayan talaga

And i’m like,
(Hugot ng quotes sa Heneral Luna Movie)
“Nauubusan nako ng ingles, arestuhin niyo na ‘tong dalawang ‘to dali”

or
““Ingles-inglesin mo ko sa bayan ko?! P^&*%$a.”

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