Isa isa nang nag sisilipatan ‘yung mga classmate ko. Ako stuck pa rin dito. Dito lang ata na inaabot ng isang taon bago mo makuha mga papeles mo e. Shit!. Isang sem nanaman kami mag kikita ni Prof. Panot.
Matagal ko na balak lumipat. Hindi sa naninira ako ng paaralan. Sa dami ng mga classmate kong nag si pag drop at nag si transfer? let it speak for itself. Ewan aa. Pero, ang tagal na ng nilagi namin dito pero kakaunti palang ang natututunan namin. Ikaw ba naman mag karon ng prof na puro sermon at basa lang ng libro e. Ni isang beses ata ‘di ko nakitang tumayo sa monoblock na upuan at nag lesson si sir. Panot. Sa school pa naman na ‘to, paulit ulit lang yung mga professor. Kung sino prof mo last year sa Math 1? siya rin magiging prof mo sa Math 2, 3 at 4.
Para kaming nasa Pinoy big brother. Unang nawala si Rachele. First sem palang natapos nag drop na. Hirap ata sa sistema ng enrollment na natatapos ng 2 to 3 days at grade na makukuha kapag tapos na ang susunod na sem. Sunod si Steph at yung dyowa niya. Sabi niya ‘di niya daw gusto yung pamamalakad. Ang daming iregularidad. Tapos si Shaina na kinausap pako kung gusto ko lumipat para makasabay na. Pero sabi ko saka na. Ngayon nag aaral siya sa Pasig ng Nursing at chinachat niya ko kung kumusta nako at ang magaling naming eskwelahan. Sabi ko ga’non pa rin.
Ngayon si Eres. Yung katulong namin gumawa ng plates lumipat na rin. Iiilan nalang ata kami natitira. Nag paplano pa sila jenny, juner at John Rey. Sabi ko isabay na nila ako. Pero kaka enroll ko lang ng isa pang sem. Ano kayang mang yayare?. Uso pa naman yung mga nag papasabog ng bomba sa Quiapo.
Abangan nalang natin.
Stories from a kolehiyala’s perspective
So yun nga Darla. Nakakaloka. If you were on my shoes, mapi feel mo yung pain ko, but of course it wont fit ‘cuz my shoes are made by the world most famous italian designer uhhm what’s his name again?, Lamborgini?.
Anyway, nakakaloka the trafic sa EDSA. As in super. May gaad, tulo na my pawis sa singit ko sa sobrang tagal ng abante no?. Buti nalang, so lakas ng aircon sa UV express na sinakyan ko- And guess what?, i sat on the front. Yung parang ako yung nag mamaneho. Tapos I take many pic to upload on my instagram para kunyare nakasakay ako sa family car namin. What a moment, siyempre dapat kita yung cockpit kahit may i.d ng driver. But of course, no one will bats an eye on that anyways.
And then, 30 minutes nakaalis din kami sa longest parking lot on earth. Tapos I make para sa gitna ng kalsada- Of course, I have to. That’s what makes me a Filipino no?. And then i do tawid tawid on the highway, siyempre dapat hindi sa pedestrian lane no?. I’m not dumb enough to follow what the signboard said no? -“Bawal tumawid nakakamatay”. Gee, last time i did this, i feel like one of those celebrities followed by fans. Yun nga lang MMDA officer ang humabol sakin.
I have to stop on the streetfood stand cause i’m so hungry na talaga ‘non darla. And then i order of those chicken intestine?. It so sarap kaya. Lalo na the kwek kwek and siomai. Pagtapos i continue the walk papunta to my house. Sobrang tired talaga may gaad.
Pero siyempre, bago me magpahinga sa hawz, makikiwifi muna me sa neighbor namin no?. Kainis ‘lang minsan kasi so mabagal talaga tapos minsan wala kaya i have to go pa to the computer rental shop. Ang init pa naman dun, tapos amoy pawis, lalo na yung katabi ko pag mag huhulog ng barya sa pisonet, itataas yung braso tapos haaaaaay end of the world. Yuck!.
But siyempre life goes on, ay teka upload ko muna ‘tong pic sa instgram. Baboosh.
Nuong unang panahon, may isang dalagang nag ngangalang angaw. Nobyo niya ang ‘di naliligong si Tulok. Ayaw sa kanila ng magulang ni angaw kaya isinumpa silang magiging insekto. At ayan ang alamat ng Bangaw…
Pero joke ko lang ‘yon. Kanina pa kasi paikot ikot ‘tong bangaw sa binibilihan ko ng shawarma pero walang pake yung tindera. ‘Di ko rin alam kung saan ba nag mula ang insektong ito pero isipin mo, ba’t nga ba may ganito pa sa mundo?. Mapapaisip ka talaga kung bakit may nilalang na dumadapo sa ebak at dadapo sa tindang kwek kwek sa eskwelahan na binibilhan mo?. Bakit nga ba?. Part ng ecosystem?, na dapat I conserve upang mag balance?. At dapat ba na inaalagan ‘din natin ang mga ebak dahil duon dumadapo ang mga langaw. Ay dios mio.
Pero diba isipin mo, ‘di kaya parusa ito sa mga dating nabuhay na makasalanan at na reincarnate bilang mga bangaw?. Baka, at sana ito rin ang kahantungan ng mga makakasalanan sa gobyerno ngayon.
The return of the kolehiyala and her comment to those bashers and young parents
Why they’re so stupid to didn’t even understand me ?.You can’t blame me if i made a comment to those street vendors and pa sossy brats cause’ it’s so true naman talaga e,diba?.Tapos many of them will post on my fb timeline like “Comment pa more””Ang Arte mo teh””inggit ka lang” or even bully me on social media. Duh!,Is it wrong to tell the truth?.Diba dapat mas naiinis kayo to those senators on t.v that defending themselves over the allegations on the pork barell scam?.This is why our country remain so poor eh,kasinaman many of us ignore this kind of problems.
Tignan mo ,in many problems in the world mas pinapansin pa nila yung problems nila sa lovelife or other’s love life.This is why our populations getting bigger every year eh kasi even those teen-agers are getting involved.Diba kaya maraming nagiging batang ama at ina because of that Love?.Kasi naman,many of the programs on t.v are so stupid e,they’re airing some programs that does not suitable for minor audiences tapos they air it on a regular timeslot where kids and teeners used to watch,diba?.Tapos these Minors immitate all the scenes that they’ve watched even those scandalous love scenes.Diba?,Look what happened to those Batang ama and batang ina?.Some of them didn’t even finish their highschool right? So how the hell could they find a decent job?.Buti ba kung anak sila ni Henry sy kaso hindi e,Some of them came from a poor families that belongs to the informal settlers.So what now?,They will siksik themselves on their parent’s small house? How the hell could they feed their child? Iasa sa magulang?,breast feed or whatever?, How could they afford a better future for their own family if they can’t even afford to buy their own foods?,diba?.And these Teens will tambay tambay lang on the kanto waiting or begging someone to give them money or sometimes pag-gipit na gipit na,they do an illegal acts like stealing or burglary just to have something to eat for one day? .
Diba?,Instead of Giving attention to your lovelife or whatever you call it,why not give attention to your grades?,So you can have a better future someday,you can even afford to have many child you want (not wives ha?) diba?.
street vendors problem from a kolehiyala’s perspective
Have you eat one of that yet? I mean it’s so kadiri.The way it looks,the way they sell it-eew!.Look at the fishballs,they sell it for only 50 cents,do you think it can make them rich?.And also the way they sell it.You’re free to make tusok tusok of it on the kawali with no lid or cover.I guess dirt from air like dust will make halo on the mantika inside- eew!.And also the way the customers dip their fishballs on the sawsawan.It so kadiri naman diba?,they sawsaw their fishball,eat one piece and then make sawsaw ulet?.Whatif they have T.B or other disease?.Ano to?Sakit mo share mo? Yuck!!.
When you walk outside the university campus,vendors like them are roaming the area selling lots of stuffs.They sell Popcorn,candies and cigarettes to some students outside.Tapos these students will make tapon-tapon their kalat everywhere like candy wrappers and cigarette butts .They make our school dirty.There are also food stands in front of the campus,i wonder if they have business license to sell of what they called Ihaw-ihaw like betamax(pig’s blood),helmet(chicken’s head),isaw(chicken or pig’s intestine) and many more.I have no complaints about what they sell ’cause i also like to eat those too but i hope they clean their utensils enough so that charcoals were remove from the barbecue grill.
Other thing is the pancakes or hotcakes.Which is being sell cold in front of the streets where jeepneys and other vehicles passes by.It is also prone to dirth which is carried by air.They also sells Manggang Hilaw which you can dip on a stinky bagoong or eat it with a small amount of salt.I wonder where all this so called “clean foods” came from.
On the way home,you can also encounter some vendors who carried their goods in a box.It is filled with candies,Cigarettes,Chicharon and bottled waters.They are called “Taktak” boys by some motorist.They make singit singit on the streets and make angkas on jeepneys or buses to sell their paninda.You know? they’re also making our country dirty because they don’t carry garbage bags.So people who buy to them make also tapon-tapon their candy wrappers and cigarette butts outside the bus window.And also,they’re one of the main cause of heavy traffic on the streets because of their singit-angkas style of selling goods.
So nakakainis diba? In america ba you’ll see vendors like them? No!,because they have a good business strategies.They don’t make patol-patol in that small time businesses who can’t make them rich.And also they have a great respect on their country.They don’t want their people to make kalat kalat their candy wrappers and cigarette butts on the streets.
If those vendors will know how to take care of their business properly including the cleanliness,they maybe become sucessful and have a franchise like Sisig Hooray or have a permanent business ventures outside the university campus diba?
An irritating but true comments from a kolehiyala’s perspective.
I mean diba?.Have you seen one of them?.they are trying hard to fit in, wearing fake j’s,fake Ralph lauren,fake gucci-fake everything,just to fit in with their pa sossy friends who also wear fake and immitated products.Tapos they make hingi-hingi ng money from their Mom and Dad just to buy anything they want?.What if i tell you that they don’t work 9 to 5 just to give you your leisure?.I mean diba? they don’t waste their time working from am to pm just to give you money to buy those products.Pa cool lang? tapos this fake products cost 2000 pesos or more.What if i also tell you that money isn’t picked from everywhere?.
Also they make gala gala somewhere expensive like starbucks cafe just to take a picture of their tall cappucino.Tapos sasabihin nila“Starbucks is more than a cofee.its different.”Different like what? Like iphones from nokia??Duh!!.Starbucks is just a coffee i mean,a very expensive coffee.Yeah the place is so cool,the ambiance is so overwelming but its not a gimmick place for you to take a picture and sip your coffee slowly till one of your neighbor passes by and greet you like”wow yaman a,naka starbucks“.
In social media,they post photos of their starbucks coffee like they’re telling us “you don’t know what a cappucino look like”.Oh really?Posting a photos of something expensive doesn’t make you cool. In my school,many students make ladlad their very big and very expensive smartphone to empress everyone.they make tawag tawag,I mean pretend to make a call just for us too see that they had a brand new samsung s5(which is made in china or korea or whatever!).All i want to say is,you don’t need to do that in public,specially when you’re riding in jeepneys or walking in a crowded place or streets with no street lights.diba?.What if you get holdap? or what if it gets nakaw?
Duh!!? why they’re so pa cool? I mean,just be yourself guys.I know na it’s not bad to be sabay sa uso but ilagay naman natin sa tama.diba?.Instead of wasting your time and money just to fit with the Pa cool society or to the latest fashion trends,why not study hard to get a decent job so you can earn money to buy those? or i mean the original ones?.Am i right?